"She's clearly eating her feelings. I sympathize. And what's the deal with Stedman, anyway?"
-on Oprah's regaining the weight
"What did she get me? What did she get me? What did she get me? I hope it's good... It better be good."
-to me, while I was discussing Christmas goods with my sister on the phone
"High five! No, let's do a terrorist fist jab."
-to my mother, when discussing the fee she will earn for an upcoming article
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