Let's get domestic

Merry Christmas, L-I-P readership!

Things my dad said today

"She's clearly eating her feelings. I sympathize. And what's the deal with Stedman, anyway?"
-on Oprah's regaining the weight

"What did she get me? What did she get me? What did she get me? I hope it's good... It better be good."
-to me, while I was discussing Christmas goods with my sister on the phone

"High five! No, let's do a terrorist fist jab."
-to my mother, when discussing the fee she will earn for an upcoming article